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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Ideas Please

I completely ran out of ideas on what to write. Guess that explains why this blog is no updated for ages. Nothing exciting to share. Everthing seems to be very ordinary...the same routine everyday. How dull.

Anyway, since the world cup is over, I'm finding some difficulty to adjust my sleeping patern. Damn hard to sleep these days. The worst thing I still to wake up early for work. An intern just join the bank this week. She's hot :) he he. Opps have to take a break. Somebody YM me to buy e-gold...will continue later.

Ok I'm back. Since I completely ran out of ideas on what to write, I'll share this joke taken from a Liverpool forum with u guys.

Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiringFrenchman react in the way he did. The French captain, in his last ever professional game, thrust his head into Materezzi's chest in Sunday's World Cup Final resulting in a red card and shame for Zidane.

Today,
with the help of Italian lip-reader Arturo Belladini, we can reveal what drove Zidane to self destruct;Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the penalty box in extra-time at which point Zidane said "if you want my shirt so bad you can have it"

Materazzi responded

"I dont want your shirt you m***** f*****. you're a f****** old man"

As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how he responded due to him having his back to the TV camera

Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse

"you should've quit 2 years ago, you're a f****** has-been"

"m***** f*****! your mum is a f****** muslim terrorist and you are to,
f*** you old man f*** you"

"old man, this arena is not for you anymore m***** f****. Your sister is
a whore and the whole Italian team has f***** her"

"f*** off you bald c*nt"

Zidane carries on jogging away

"you are only good enough for Everton" It's at this very point Zidane
turned and head-butted him.

Signing off at 11.15 p.m.


5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ran out of things to write ??
how about some pics of the new intern.
yongers

9:58 AM  
Blogger Cool Blogger said...

hehe will try to get one without being so obvious :)

3:43 PM  
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... how's the car and intern doing?
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9:57 AM  
Blogger Cool Blogger said...

Yeah...both car and intern are doing fine. But the intern will fair much better if she's in the car :)

10:34 AM  

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